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A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.  “Is it true, doctor, ‘that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”

“Yes, Helen,” the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before Helen replied, “I’m wondering, then, Dr., just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked NO REFILLS.”

 

While on the operating table awaiting surgery Henry kept insisting that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son and said to him, “’Don’t be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife….”

 

Some people try to turn back their odometers.  But, not everyone.  A friend says he wants people to know ‘why’ he looks “his” way – “I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”

 

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft… Today, it’s called golf.